#22 – For fucks sake, it’s not Narnia.

I am sorry, but if you have not mastered your own bean by the time you turn 40, you should be banned from sex…..PERIOD. Or you should be required to partake in some serious psychological therapy because you are missing out on one of THE biggest gifts that comes with your human body. In my eyes, the whole point of becoming an adult is to have the ability to achieve my orgasm – ANYWAY I like! Because if you don’t know how to get yourself off by now, aka be your own vagina expert, NO ONE WILL!!!!!! So masterbate, rub your shit, finger yourself, poke, stroke, grab a mirror and explore that miraculous opening down there….RELAX!…..it’s just your vagina.



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